"I’m willing to kiss you whether it’s a set up or not."
is it spelled doughnuts or donuts what the heck
"You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own choices, your relationships, your jobs, your friends, where you live, what you studied in college, that you went to college at all… If that happens, you’re doing it right."
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
Let me tell you a story.
This one time I came back home from a month of being at my auntie’s, where I was fed delicious, awesome, home-cooked meals made of fresh stuff. My mom came back from work and said “good to have you back. I don’t feel like cooking today, so I bought instant noodle soups for us.”
do you ever get that feeling where you like someone so much that when they do something adorable you just sit there with butterflies in your stomach like
(◡‿◡✿) i just love you so fucking much you little fucker (◡‿◡✿)
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying